im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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