The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Randomize
