i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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