He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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