coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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