His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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