I think im going to throw up on grandma
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Please don't give away my fajitas
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