Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
false alarm. still invincible.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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