I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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