Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
