Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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