I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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