Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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