remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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