Operation Purity has been aborted
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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