so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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