I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i just made my gag reflex go away.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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