Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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