i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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