she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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