They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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