If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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