I think I just saw someone hide a body.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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