Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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