How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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