Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
