Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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