Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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