He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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