So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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