i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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