Only a mothe r could love this liver
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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