But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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