there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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