i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
You're a waste of cheezeits
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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