So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Someone came in the potted fern
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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