Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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