I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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