i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
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