Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just google imaged poop.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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