where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
