so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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