youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
She announced her abortion via fbk
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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