No awkward lesbian experiences without me
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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