Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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