This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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