We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
It all started with a game of naked twister.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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