so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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