so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I haven't been this sober since birth.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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