It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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