Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
ugly people sure do ruin things
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
