Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Randomize
