Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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