ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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