I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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