This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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