He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
they're like a gay fantastic four
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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