Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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