did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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